“How to Join the Illuminati?” is by far the question I get asked most on this site and via private messages from my
Facebook page.
I feel bad for not replying or calling back people who ask me this
question and requesting that I put them in touch with the elusive and
all powerful Illuminati.
Hopefully, I can redirect them here and avoid possible
bankruptcy, disappointment, or even bloodshed.
(See how NOT to join the Illuminati below)
What is the Illuminati?
The term ‘Illuminati’ means different things to different people and its use has become ambiguous.
There are a multitude of different versions of what exactly the
Illuminati is, but most researchers agree that the group consist mainly
of the upper crust of the world’s financial and political elite.
Generally, it’s used as a catch-all term to describe the
One Percenters, the
oligarchs, the
plutocrats, or the
ruling class whose combined wealth and power
influence every aspect of our daily lives.
See:
What is the Illuminati? for a more detailed analysis of the modern Illuminati.
Who can join the Illuminati?
Anyone can join the Illuminati.
But, some have a much better chance than others.
It’s not an even playing field.
How to you join the Illuminati?
There are
three ways you can join the Illuminati:
No.1 Born to it

No.2 Serve it
No.3 Take it

Born to it: The easiest method of joining the
all-powerful by far is being born into a wealthy family who are already
prime movers and shakers in world affairs.
Serve it: If you aren’t wealthy at birth, it’s
possible for you to join the Illuminati by becoming part of its
machinery for world control.
Take it: If you refuse to be subservient to anyone, then there’s only one way for you to join, you must grab it!
3 ways you can Join the Illuminati
No.1 Born to it.
If you are here, you most-likely know it.
Most of your income comes in the form of interest on bonds, rents
from real estate properties or dividend on stocks. You might work, but
you don’t need to. You were groomed for your position from an early age.
You own or control a string of media outlets and your influence extends
from Wall Street to the Beltway. You’re grandfather was also rich. You
are “Old Money”. You are an insider.
Even being born to it, you still need to be relatively intelligent,
attend the right schools and make the proper connections. You must
cultivate philanthropies to maintain the image of a great caretaker. You
must appear to be a man or woman of the people. However, you must make
sure that your philanthropic works further your social engineering
goals. You must continue funding elite think tanks and other
policy-making groups.
Guard against your close family members and in-laws as they are most likely to be your most fierce competition for the throne.
An examination of Forbes’ List revealed that over 40% of the richest people in the world were
born with sufficient wealth to make the list.
Examples:

David Rockefeller
David Rockefeller, Oil and Banking
David is the grandson of oil magnate and the richest person in recorded history John D. Rockefeller who held an
estimated fortune of $336 billion
(in today’s dollars) at the time of his death. At its height, Standard
Oil and its conglomerates controlled over 90% of all oil sold in the
United States.

Standard Oil – a tentacle in every pie
David
Rockefeller was born to extreme wealth and was sufficiently bright to
take helm of the family fortune and become a major player in
globalization and the spread of Anglo-American corporate influence
throughout the world. He chose the private sector and took charge the
Chase Manhattan Bank in which he was the largest individual shareholder.
Rockefeller Foundation funds the Bilderberg Group and the Council on
Foreign Relations. Rockefeller himself is a founder of the Trilateral
Commission, another important policy-making think tank.

William Vanderbilt
William Vanderbilt, Railroads and Shipping
“Billy” was the son of railroad tycoon and richest man in the United
States, Cornelius Vanderbilt. William Vanderbilt inherited an estate
worth around $100 million (~$2.5 billion today) and was able to nearly
double his fortune by the time of his own death less than a decade
later. His ancestor’s would go on to build stately estates and a string
of mansions along New York’s prestigious 5th Avenue.
No.2 Serve it.
If you weren’t born into the Illuminati, you have the option of joining them by becoming
useful or, hopefully, even
indispensable
to them. You can to this by fulfilling one of their many needs. Again,
you must attend the right schools and be highly intelligent. The right
schools include Oxford and Cambridge in the UK and Princeton, Yale and
Harvard in the United States. (See David Rothkopf’s
Superclass)
Your goal is to distinguish yourself and become the best in a field
that members of the elite have a vested interest in. You will be asked
to join some of their invite-only societies such as the Trilateral
Commission, The Council on Foreign Relations or the Bilderberg Group.
(See
Top 10 Secret Societies)
If you can’t make can’t make it to the One Percent Club, you can still
join a guild and have a very comfortable living as a Ten Percenter. You can join either the private sector or the government sector.
For those who are especially bright, it is easier to gain power and
influence in the government sector as top positions in the private
sector are often reserved for cousins and nephews of the ruling class.
Be aware that you might be useful for a short while and be thrown to
the wolves when you cease to be useful. (Michael Milken, Manuel Noriega,
Saddam Hussein, etc.)
Expect to fall on your own sword, if things ever get hairy. (Oliver North, Richard Nixon, Kenneth Lay)
Examples:

Henry Kissinger, Harvard, Bilderberg, CFR, Trilat

Zbigniew Brzezinski, Harvard, Bilderberg, CFR, Trilat (co-founder)
No.3 Take It.
If you are not born a billionaire and you refuse to be subservient to
the current members of the Illuminati, you’re only option is to take
it. Meaning, you must yourself become a billionaire and use your
financial means to gain influence and power.
Who is John Galt? If you don’t know, find out. You
might feel bad about laying off thousands of people, busting unions, or
polluting water supplies in order to increase the bottom line. This will
help.
Being the head of a monopoly alone might not be sufficient unless
it’s a basic necessity such as oil or water. Being the West coast king
of hair salons might afford you a very decent lifestyle, but it won’t
gain you entry into the ruling class. ‘New Money’ alone is not enough.
Buying media outlets and other influential industries are safe bets
that might just give you a seat on the Illuminati’s inner circle. If
you have an insight into the future, you might be able to gain a
foothold in a key industry and force your way into their inner circle – a
“brute force” attack.
You will be invited to the Council on Foreign Relations first and
then the Trilateral Commission and gradually make your way into more
exclusive and powerful elite groups. You will be asked to attend a few
Bilderberg Group meetings and eventually be asked to join on a permanent
base.

Nathan Rothschild
The Rothschilds – Bankers
Mayer Rothschild grew up in a Frankfurt Jewish
ghetto and made a living as a rare coin dealer before branching out into
banking. He progressively sent his five sons to different European
countries thus founding the Rothschild International Banking Dynasty.

Rothschild Pillar
Mayer’s third eldest son,
Nathan Rothschild
was instrumental in greatly increasing the family’s fortune. Near the
turn of the 19th century, Nathan left the family home to expand the
family’s interest in England.
According to Nathan’s own words he arrived in Manchester with £20000
entrusted to him by his father in order to get started in the textile
import business. (historian Niall Ferguson notes that the story is
unlikely since this sum would have been more than double the Rothschilds
entire net worth for the previous year. – See his
The House of Rothschild: Volume 1, p. 49)
Nathan soon moved to London City and began dealing in currency
exchange, government bonds and gold bullions. By the time of his death,
he was the richest man in the world and his net worth made up
.62% of Great Britain’s economy! (a feat yet to be surpassed by anyone to date)
Each of the brothers also made fortunes in their own territories with
the younger James considered the richest man in France. When you
combine the assets of each individual member, the family is considered
the richest family in recent history surpassing even that of the
oil-rich Saudi royal family. (Ferguson, p. 483)

Andrew Carnegie
Andrew Carnegie, Steel
Carnegie was born to great poverty but thanks to his intellect and
excellent memory, he was able to make important strategic connections
with power brokers and through a series of insider trading scheme
eventually become one of the
richest man in history. (.60% of entire US economy)
From a lowly telegrapher he was abled to work his way up the railroad
industry and learn the corrupted business practices necessary to
successfully build an empire. That is, always giving your higher-ups a
generous cut of the proceeds. His railroad-connections assured that he
always had a market for his product.
Carnegie was one of the first steel producers to take advantage of
new technologies and was able to make extremely rapid profits allowing
him to buy out his competitors.
In 1901, Carnegie sold his Carnegie Steel Company to JP Morgan for
$492 million. This was so much money that they had to build a special
vault in order to keep it in. JP Morgan combined Carnegie’s company with
other steel manufacturer to form US Steel, the largest corporation in
the world at the time.
BONUS! 3 Ways NOT to Join the Illuminati
1. Avoid Blood Sacrifices

Professor Griff
Illuminati
“researcher” Professor Griff from hip hop group Public Enemy believes
that Jay Z, Nicki Minaj and other celebrities all had to sacrifice
someone close to them in order to be able to join the Illuminati and
achieve success. Kanye West chose fame over his own mother while
basketball legend Michael Jordan had to give up his father.

Twenty-seven year old aspiring artist
Wafeeq Sabir El-Amin attempted such a sacrifice and is apparently yet to reap the financial rewards or getting any recording contracts. (SEE:
TOP 10 Illuminati Celebrities)
Rule of thumb: Human Sacrifice =
Jail time
Authors Fritz Springmeier and David Icke both include copious amounts
of blood sacrifices in their theories, but unlike Professor Griff and
John Todd’s open membership version of the Illuminati where anyone is
able to join as long as they first strike a deal with the devil, Icke
and Springmeier describe a more exclusive club.
In their versions, the Illuminati is ruled by 13 prominent families
to which you must be born into or intermarry with in order to join the
Illuminati. You might be able to join the lower Illuminati ranks and
help in accomplishing its goal, but unless you are from one of these
families, you will never reach the capstone of the pyramid.
Fritz Springmeier writes that 13
Satanic Illuminati Bloodlines rule the world. According to Fritz, the Illuminati families are: 1.
Astor 2.
Bundy 3.
Collins 4.
DuPont 5.
Freeman 6.
Kennedy 7.
Li 8.
Onassis 9.
Rockefeller 10.
Rothschild 11.
Russell 12.
Van Duyn 13.
Merovingian with the
Reynolds,
Disney,
Krupp and
McDonald families intermarried into the thirteen Illuminati Bloodlines.
Fritz on the importance of blood sacrifice to the Illuminati:

Fritz
When
a member of an Illuminati bloodline reaches the age of 3, he or she is
taken to meet an Illuminati Grande Mother, a high-level Satanic
priestess. These meetings are held twice a year and are attended by all
Illuminati families and their Mothers of Darkness.
The Grande Mother examines and evaluates seven Illuminati children.
If the child is worthy of entry into the Illuminati, he or she is
assigned to one of the Illuminati bloodline. For each approved child,
another is sacrificed and his or her blood is used to write the name of
the newly approved Illuminati child. [in a great white book]
~See 13 Illuminati Bloodlines
So there you go.
Wow.

But the conspiratorial rabbit hole goes further than that… much, much
further than that… All the way to the Draco system in the far reaches
of space, in fact.

David Icke
David Icke claims that 13
Reptilian Illuminati bloodlines collectively rule the world. The key difference is that
HIS bloodlines are
descendants of aliens.
So, unless you have Reptilian blood flowing through your veins,
you’re sh!t out of luck. (“Blueblood” get it??) Also, he’s updated
Springmeier’s list to make it more appealing to a modern audience. (If
anything, Icke is a terrific promoter. I mean come on, Fritz, WTF are
the Freemans?)
David Icke’s 13 Illuminati families are: 1.
Rothschild (Bauer or Bower) family. Other Illuminati families include: 2.
Bruce; 3.
Cavendish (Kennedy); 4.
De Medici; 5.
Hanover; 6.
Hapsburg; 7.
Krupp; 8.
Plantagenet; 9.
Rockefeller; 10 .
Romanov; 11.
Sinclair (St. Clair); 12.
Warburg (del Banco); and of course, 13.
Windsor (Saxe-Coburg and Gotha).
The Blood sacrifice allegations directed at devil worshippers, and now at the Illuminati, most probably originates with the
blood libel accusations first directed at the Jews. (Even the communists have recently been accused of
boiling babies – Commonly used in dehumanizing the enemy)
2. Don’t Buy a DVD and/or attend seminars

This guy gets it.
Do you want MORE MONEY?
Do you want to PAY ALL YOUR DEBTS?
Do you want to TRAVEL and meet INTERESTING people?
Do you want to LIVE FOREVER?
Do you want MORE POWER and MORE INFLUENCE?
Do you want to be FAMOUS?
To Get ANY women/men you want?
To Fulfill ALL your DREAMS and DESIRES?
If you answered
YES to
ANY of these questions then the
ILLUMINATI is for YOU!!!
The
ILLUMINATI is the
MOST POWERFUL secret society in the
WORLD.
The order occupies the very top of the power pyramid and rules over
other secret societies such as the Freemasons, the Trilateral
Commission, Skull and Bones, the Council on Foreign Relations, the
Bilderberg Group, and the Bohemian Grove.
All this and more by joining the Illuminati! Operators are standing by.
If this sounds like it’s too good to be true, that’s because it is.
Beware of various scams that asks you to send in money for membership into the Illuminati.
If you ever reach a point where you are powerful or influential enough, the Bilderbergers
will ask you to attend one of their meetings.
You
will be asked to join influential groups such as the Trilateral Commission or the Council on Foreign Relations.
For non-Americans, the Queen of England granting you a knighthood can
also be a sign that you have been accepted by the Establishment.
You
will not receive an “invitation” to send in $2000 to attend a get-rich-quick seminar.

No blood Sacrifice!
One such scam is
Kevin Trudeau’s “Meet Illuminati Members” (at
meetilluminatimembers.com) and his Global Information Network. His hook sounds very much like the above.
Kevin claims to have been taught the laws of attraction by “the
Brotherhood” at the age of 15. This allowed him to use brain frequencies
to attract whatever he wanted which made him a millionaire by the time
he was 18.
Despite being sworn to secrecy by the Brotherhood, Trudeau and his
Meet Illuminati Members promises wealth and entrance into the
all-powerful Illuminati. It all begins with buying a CD set for $197
from his website which guarantees you a “PERSONAL INVITATION To Join A
PRIVATE Group Made Of Millionaires & Celebrities”. (e.g. The
“chance” to attend his seminar – CDs = Trudeau’s Trojan horse)
If you
don’t buy a ticket to one of his seminars (where he will reprogram your brain to the right frequency) right now, you’ll
“always be a loser!” Don’t worry, there’s 90-Days Money back guaranteed! So even losers have nothing to lose!
On the plus side,
Kevin’s methods do not require any blood sacrifice! You might end up broke, but at least you won’t be in jail!
A lot of this might sound a lot like an infomercial to some of you.
That’s because Trudeau is the infomercial king peddling everything from
cures to AIDS and Cancer to weight loss cures (which got him in
trouble with the FTC). And now,
membership into the Illuminati.
Trudeau uses the exact same 13 Illuminati bloodlines as Fritz
Springmeier’s as well the four intermarried families listed by Fritz to
get a total of
seventeen Illuminati bloodlines. Hmm… They are: 1.
Astor 2. Bundy 3. Collins 4. DuPont 5. Freeman 6. Kennedy 7. Li 8.
Onassis 9. Rockefeller 10. Rothschild 11. Russell 12. Van Duyn 13.
Merovingian 14. Reynolds 15. Disney 16. Krupp 17. McDonald.
Illuminati researcher Mark Dice
mercilessly exposes Kevin Trudeau as well as numerous Illuminati profiteers and general bullsh!ters such as John Todd and Bill Schnoebelen in his book
Illuminati: Fact or Fiction.
3. DON’T Send random Illuminati-related websites your contact information

I’m just this guy, you know?
I get loads of these. Sorry, can’t help you.
In fact, that’s why I wrote this article.